frozen
i watched frozen the other night. it’d been popping up in my netflix suggestions for a while, so i figured i’d give it a shot.
a better name for this movie would have been eaten by wolves, or perhaps screams uselessly at wolves, because that’s what most of the characters wind up doing.
now, don’t get me wrong, it was a decent enough movie, with a few genuinely tense parts. but it seems like when the script called for a character’s untimely demise, it wasn’t due to exposure, or frostbite, or even bleeding out after sustaining wicked compound fractures on each leg. nope. they were just eaten by a wolf.